Thursday, March 19, 2009

To my best friend

we are the cynics
we are the word
we'd love watching
baby pink murdered
we are the topic
best ignored
subject rejected
grimly gored
we'd be the hope
of a lover's elope
detergent free soap
invite us to dinner
we'll wear our suit
reboot
shoot
we're to toast?
to life?
your wife?
we suppose
it will last
forever
longer than hell
oh bloody well
we are the cynics
spare us
the chicks
the kicks
another promotion
awarded campaign
clinched caviar
charismatic Champaign
what does it take
to touchdown disdain
we are the cynics
la dee dah
today's a new day
gah!

My aunt Lilly

id like to lose my religion
and a boyfriend
if you please
id prefer a macho
in low rise
a nacho
to go
extra cheese

id like pantyhose
kinky pink
sleaze
a lawyer
a pedicure
to wake up
with
indulge
in season
fruit

hiccup
cut a flan
sans reason
cute
like myself
silly everyday
count my wrinkles
when i smile
on my billionth
blind date

Gone

there she goes
right past right
half past done
there she goes
flung weathered boot
tea tattled tooth
riddled riot hoot
where she goes
far from jazz
disconnected calls
dizzy dazzled dolls
stop her now
from a ticket
via Phuket
über-career
antithesis-ed
austere
there she goes
leaving a note
scribbled
semi-nibbled
there she goes
there she goes again
another lame
excuse
to use
to lose
a wishbone
a clever hand
a geek's band
i never sang
but my drumsticks
follow
where
i go again
here
i go again

Huh?

it's Toby
you don't know me
survived myself
voluntarily
life boring
thought bleak
friendless
trend less
eccentric streak
prove me wrong
you're right
prove me strong
not quite
note my wit
christen me twit
barred wifi
chatting with a cousin
where's my
blueberry
muffin
my stalled
coffin

hi
its Toby
Toby the cat
rats!
dint tell you that?
funny
funny
LOL
funny
dint have to tell you
that
that
you're a cat


nine lives
to survive
a neighbour

cubical cube

spaces
faces
two bedroom
apartment
streets
greets
community
conversion
drift
sift
circles
groups
chose
muse
detergent
discount
mount
count
walled ancestors
doped
eloped
sleuthed
youth
arranged
deranged
marriage
trounce
silken
slaughter
epidemic
announce