To my best friend

we are the cynics
we are the word
we'd love watching
baby pink murdered
we are the topic
best ignored
subject rejected
grimly gored
we'd be the hope
of a lover's elope
detergent free soap
invite us to dinner
we'll wear our suit
reboot
shoot
we're to toast?
to life?
your wife?
we suppose
it will last
forever
longer than hell
oh bloody well
we are the cynics
spare us
the chicks
the kicks
another promotion
awarded campaign
clinched caviar
charismatic Champaign
what does it take
to touchdown disdain
we are the cynics
la dee dah
today's a new day
gah!